Lyrics to "Call Me, Beep Me, Page Me"

When I call into the office, there's not a live body there, I leave a voicemail on their pager `bout a crisis in Zaire, My beeper's in a dead zone, but I'll be out of it by two, I need a quick decision and I don't know what to do. Call me, beep me, page me, e-mail right away, I got a call at three, and I don't know what to say. I called on my wireless phone But too many voices were bleeding through, The fax is constantly busy; tell me what more can I do? The server's down, my boss is gone, I'm feelin' all alone, I wonder how they did it before Mr. Bell made his telephone? Call me, beep me, page me, e-mail right away, I got a call at three, and I don't know what to say. My Palm Pilot's buzzin', or is it my pager or my cell? Should I nix it or should I fix it, Or pretend it's working well? I need to ditch the spam to get the info that I need, If I don't get this handled my career is gonna bleed, Call me, beep me, page me, e-mail right away, I got a call at three and I don't know what to say. I have a virtual relationship with my wife and kids back home, I download their affections and I call them back on roam, I'm networked into the human race, as we're sprinting home to where? I wonder what's the theory and I wonder if you care. Call me, beep me, page me, e-mail right away, I got a call at three and I don't know what to say. Call me, beep me, page me, e-mail right away I gotta get in touch with what-it-is; I need to do it today.